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the magical world of airsickness bags

Welcome. This is what my wife calls "a bunch of stupid jokes and pictures of paper bags." She's right about the jokes. She's wrong about the bags: some of them are plastic.

What the critics say: "Utterly unnotable" (Wikipedia editor). "Ridiculous collections #4" (Buzzfeed). Other comments: "As complete wastes of time go, it's a very high quality complete waste of time... An entirely dispensable source of inane comments about a truly trivial subject... A monument to the planet's worst corporate design... An unwelcome reminder of some of the more unpleasant moments in our lives."

Donations (unused, please) of bags not represented in the bag gallery are welcomed -- please mail to this address, and I'll credit you on this site! I am happy to trade any extras that I have. Check out the links to other bag sites, find out how you can use your spare bags, and explore the fascinating world of bag manufacturers

Highlights: The design features page reveals the secrets of professional baggery, and the logos page analyses the enigma of airline corporate identities. Search for your favourite bag, browse the bag gallery by country and airline, and check out the biggest, best and worst bags!


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Patented bags

If you are feeling bored at work, there are few more educational places to go in cyberspace than the United States Patent Office.

Numerous patents are related to barfbags. For example, you might want to check patent no. 5647670, for a "body fluid containment bag". The chief feature of this is a neck strap which allows you to spew while keeping your hands free. Ideal for use while driving, skiing or operating heavy machinery. Certainly an item to pack in your carry-on baggage next time you check in.

You'll need at least three hands to use a disposable vomiting bag based on patent no. 3920179. One to hold the bag, and another two to pull the drawstrings that seal the bag and allow safe disposal of the contents.

If you tend to vomit in the same place (your office cubicle, perhaps), consider installing a a wall mounted waste receptacle based on patent no. 5822802. This urinal-like device includes an opening large enough for your face, handles to grab to support yourself while hurling, and a water dispenser to flush away the emesis.

I'm still trying to locate the original patent for our much-loved airsickness bag. Can anyone help?


Monday, February 20, 2006 


Underbagged

What do Latvia, Liberia and Lesotho have in common? Yes, they all start with an L. What else? They're all missing from my barfbag collection.

What's the biggest country not represented? Chad. In terms of population? Burkina Faso. Other prominent absentees (coloured red in the map): Georgia and Rwanda. 

Major underrepresented portions of the globe are a swathe of Africa and chunks of Central Asia and Central America.

Donations from these areas especially welcome!

Centres of megabagdiversity are the USA (though many US bags are distressingly plain), China, the UK, Canada, Germany, Brazil and Indonesia. 

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For new baggists only

 

New to the world of bag collecting? Want to get a head start on your collection? Then send me an email, and I'll send you a randomly selected free starter pack from my surplus bag stock. There won't be anything rare, and you may end up with some duplicates, but at least you'll be able to show your friends a few more of these lovely cultural artefacts. Make sure you include your mailing address in your email. Offer good as long as stocks last.


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